"It's hard to get good help these days."

"It ain't over till it's over."

"You can observe a lot by watching."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

"The future ain't what it used to be."

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else."

"It's like déjà vu all over again."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."

"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball's pretty good, too."

"Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa."

"I never saw anyone hit with his face."

"What difference does a uniform make? You don't hit with it."

"In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice there is."

"I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four."